Rufus fangirls, more specifically. HIS PERSONALITY SUCKS!!! He's snobby, and has one hell of a superiority complex.
There are some villains out there that I really enjoy--like Seifer from FF8, and the Turks from FF7, if we're talking strictly Final Fantasy. You know why I like them even though they're "bad guys"--it's because they have *drum roll* REDEEMING QUALITIES.
The only reason Rufus even has any fans, is because chicks think he's hot.
I don't know what's worse--stories where *they* f*ck him senseless, or stories where he gets paired off with another "hot" (always male) character. Because if it ain't a Mary-Sue it's gonna be an unjustified slash-fic. Bet your gil on it.
I have no problem with slash--been known to write it myself sometimes.
But you keep your grubby paws off of Reno. Though his hair is quite...ahem...well, it lends itself to bisexuality, at least...Anyway, if Reno were gonna be with a dude, I think it'd be Rude. Hey, that rhymes!
Yeah, so to reiterate statement(s) made by mazzie_may
: Good God, don't pair Rufus with Reno!
Or Cloud. (When the hell would this happen, anyway? When he's half-retarded in the wheelchair in Mideel, maybe? Then it could be loosely categorized as a "hurt/comfort" fic. Awww...)
Sephiroth: Hi, I killed your dad.
Rufus: Then I guess I'm in charge now. Thanks. By the way, I'm a stuck-up, power-hungry twat.
Sephiroth: Wanna screw?